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A Bad Case Of The Splits

by Jerk! / The Pluralses

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She's a beauty queen she's too obscene for me inside the back of her head I know I'm never seen maybe I'm fucked in the head but who really knows at the end of the day I know where i stand They say she's back to her alcohol binge I wish one day she read lines within I've got a heart gold but she wouldn't know I'm tired of all the bullshit i been told I don't know what this means it's so meaningless to me When you're walking down the street will you ever think of me? my heart is on my sleeve you never place the change we go around and around theres nothing to be found going so far away
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Roll out the mayonnaise I wanna put it on my chicken fingers I wanna put it on a loaf of bread I wanna put it on a plate of spaghetti I hope nobody sneezes so I lose my poor meatball Roll out the mayonnaise I wanna put it on a taco salad I wanna put it on a goddamn Twix I wanna put it on a pie in the corner I'll stick my thumb right in it - what a good boy am I Roll out the mayonnaise
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Parody of "Sucked Out" by Superdrag Don't you know that I want someone to blow I will meet you in my van out back Been a while with your dick stuck in my smile But there's nothing firing outta your sack I tried all my tricks But you still have the limpest of dicks And nothing comes up When I stick my thumb into your butt Who sucked out the semen? I did my best, nothing's dribbling down my chest There's no way there's anything in there I want you spooge but I feel like such a stooge You're like a noodle flapping in the air I tried all my tricks But you still have the limpest of dicks And nothing comes up When I stick my thumb into your butt Who sucked out the semen?

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released August 10, 2018

JERK!:
Josh: guitar/vox - Tate: bass/vox - Matt: guitar/vox - Josh: drums

THE PLURALSES:
Kurt: guitar/vox - Trent: bass/vox - Michael Francis "Lazer" Lavin: drums

TRACKS 1 & 2 PERFORMED BY JERK! - RECORDED IN FEBRUARY 2018 AT DEATHCLAW RECORDINGS IN LAS VEGAS, NV BY KURT AND DUKE.
TRACK 1 "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?" WRITTEN BY JERK! ©2018
TRACK 2 "HOMESICK" (RIVERDALES) ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY BENJAMIN FOSTER AND DAN SCHAFER - © YAHARA MUSIC - LIC#311119
TRACKS 3 & 4 PERFORMED BY THE PLURALSES - RECORDED IN FEBRUARY 2018 AT D.I. STUDIOS IN LAS VEGAS, NV. MIXED BY CODY LEAVITT.
TRACK 3 "ROLL OUT THE MAYONNAISE" WRITTEN BY THE PLURALSES ©2018
TRACK 4 "SUCKED OUT" (SUPERDRAG) ORIGINALLY BY DONALD COFFEY, JOHN DAVIS, BRANDON FISHER, AND THOMAS PAPPAS. Copyright Words & Music Obo Flame On Music. PARODY WORDS AND MUSIC WRITTEN BY THE PLURALSES - LIC#311105

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Kurt - Guitar/vox

Trent - Bass/vox

Michael Francis Lazer Lavin - Drums

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