E Pluralses Unum

by The Pluralses

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released October 28, 2015

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The Pluralses Las Vegas, Nevada

Kurt - Guitar/vox

Trent - Bass/vox

Michael Francis Lazer Lavin - drums

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Track Name: How The Pluralses Got Their Groove Back
My life has got too comfortable
I'm bored of my existence
My bills are paid in full
And my bowels are consistent
Every day's the fucking same
I'm starting to go nuts
What I need is some adventure
To get me out of this rut

Tonight I'm jerkin' off with my
Left hand left hand
Gonna do it dry while I'm
Watchin' Rosanne
Tonight I'm jerkin' off with my
Left hand left hand
Gonna power through it like a
Real man
Real man
Track Name: Whose Dick Do I Gotta Suck To Get A Blowjob Around Here?
I know that you're tired and I'm pretty tired too
It's been a long day, we should kick off our shoes
Sit back and relax and maybe have a glass of wine
Watch some TV, I guess whatever would be fine

And I don't necessarily
Mean anything by this...
But my dick is dry
And you got a mouth
We can do whatever
But I'm throwing this out...

I'm not asking for a blowjob
I'm just saying a blowjob would be really nice right now
Track Name: I'm Sorry I Had A Bowl Cut
Not all kids were as cool as you
(I'm sorry, I'm sorry)
I couldda had a mohawk too
(I'm sorry, I'm sorry)
But my mom and dad were a frugal bunch
"Fantastic Sam's or a nice hot lunch?"
So to the kitchen I'd be dragged
Head a-pokin' from a garbage bag
Mixing bowl on my head like a fuckin
D-d-d-d-dunce

I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I had a bow lcut
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I had a bowl cut
I would have rather had a Batman symbol shaved on the side
But I didn't so I'm sorry that I had a bowl cut
Track Name: The Reanimated Corpse of Steve Jobs Raped My Dog
Steve Jobs came back to life
Quite inexplicably
He broke into my house
Started to rape my dog
I yelled "Goddamn it, Steve
Don't rape my fucking dog"
I hit him with a rock and he
Shambled off into the night

And I don't know why
I don't know why

The reanimated corpse of Steve Jobs raped my dog
Track Name: Don't Fuck This Up, Lavin.
Lavin you know everyone is counting on you
To bring the motherfucking rock
So take a deep breath
And rock our balls off
But don't fuck it up fuck it up

Don't fuck this up (Don't fuck it up)
Don't fuck this up, Lavin, don't fuck this up

Lavin so far you're doing great
You brought the motherfucking rock as per request
So take another breath
And keep it up, man
There's only 22 seconds left

Don't fuck this up (Don't fuck it up)
Don't fuck this up, Lavin, don't fuck this up
We're almost there, Lavin, don't fuck this up
You did it, Lavin! You're the god of all rock!
Track Name: She Was Askin' For It
I was having a smoke outside
When a PYT comes walking by
Says "Hey man, can I borrow your lighter?"
I'm a gentleman so I had to oblige her

So I gave it to her
I gave it to her

Cuz she was askin' for it
She was askin' for it
She was askin for it
She was totally fucking askin' for it

I was walking around downtown
Saw a homeless girl sitting on the ground
She said "Hey, could you spare a dollar, man?"
I pulled out a buck, she held out her hand

And I gave it to her
I gave it to her

Cuz she was askin' for it
She was askin' for it
She was askin for it
She was totally fucking asking for it

My girl and I were watching TV
And I started to fall asleep
She said "If you're gonna sleep through the show,
Then at least hand me the remote"

So I gave it to her
I gave it to her

Cuz she was askin' for it
She was askin' for it
She was askin' for it
She was totally fucking asking for it
Track Name: Crumbs Crumbs Crumbs
I'm fuckin' nuts, bro
You don't wanna step to this
I'll eat a bag of Chips Ahoy
in bed and not clean up the mess
My pillow is the perfect plate
For Triscuits, Wheat Thins, and rice cakes
My blankets are like sandpaper
My sheets are like a dry bed lake

Cuz I eat crackers in bed
And I eat cookies in bed
Crumbs crumbs crumbs crumbs everywhere
I don't clean em up cuz I just don't care

I just don't care
Track Name: I Gave Kanye West My Money
Heard a couple songs from the new Kanye record
And I was pretty into it
Thought I'd check it out but the Pirate Bay was down
And Megaupload had just been hit
Got a couple bogus trackers
And then cuz I'm retarded
I opened up the Google Play store
Typed "Kanye" and fucking bought it

I gave Kanye West my money
I wonder what he's gonna spend it on
I worked hard to earn my money
And I gave it to Kanye like a goddamn moron
Track Name: Rattlesnakes!!!
I was walking in the woods
Came across a rattlesnake
Killed it and I drank its blood
To gain the powers of a rattlesnake
Venom's dripping from my fangs
My ass is shaking super loud
Felt a little bloated, though
So I went to get an ultrasound

Doctor came back in the room
The blood had drained out from his face
He said "Well son, I don't know how
But you're goddamn full of rattlesnakes"

Rattlesnakes
Rattlesnakes
Now I'm pregnant with rattlesnakes
Rattlesnakes
Rattlesnakes
Every one of them has my face
Track Name: Take Your Pants Off
Take your pants off
And shit on my chest
Track Name: Cocaine Submarine (Digital Bonus Track)
¿tú quieres cocaína?
Just wait at the marina
We always surface
Whoa-oh-oh
We cruise beneath their sonar
D.E.A. can suck our bonars
They don't know how
Rock hard we are

We're the FedEx of the sea
Dock-side delivery
Be it rain or shine or sleet or snow
Nothing will keep you from our blow

We're all living in a cocaine submarine
We're all living in a cocaine submarine
20,000 kilos under the sea
We're all living in a cocaine submarine

Dive!
Surface!