Don't you know that I want someone to blow
I will meet you in my van out back
Been a while with your dick stuck in my smile
But there's nothing firing outta your sack
I tried all my tricks
But you still have the limpest of dicks
And nothing comes up
When I stick my thumb into your butt
Who sucked out the semen?
I did my best, nothing's dribbling down my chest
There's no way there's anything in there
I want you spooge but I feel like such a stooge
You're like a noodle flapping in the air
I tried all my tricks
But you still have the limpest of dicks
And nothing comes up
When I stick my thumb into your butt
Who sucked out the semen?
credits
from A Bad Case Of The Splits,
released August 10, 2018
"SUCKED OUT" (SUPERDRAG) ORIGINALLY BY DONALD COFFEY, JOHN DAVIS, BRANDON FISHER, AND THOMAS PAPPAS. Copyright Words & Music Obo Flame On Music. PARODY WORDS AND MUSIC WRITTEN BY THE PLURALSES - LIC#311105
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